Traitor is me.

7 Sep

I had to pick up a few new pairs of jeans today due to the old ones being worn away at the inner thigh. (See post called “Jeans”.)

Anyway…

I have to point out that EVERY time I have to go out and shop for jeans: I first take a moment to consider other options, like suicide and cutting off my legs. But today I decided I will try and avoid the painful trying on and failing, and crying, and screaming in the stores’ changing rooms. So today I realized that I had to go to a store that I had NEVER shopped at before.

So I went to … (shameful nodding of head) Abercrombie and Fitch. I know. I know!

A.F. and I have been mortal enemies since I first saw yuppy kids wearing A.F. in high school.

To get to the point…

I tried on a pair and guess what? They fit like a self loathing glove.

I have officially sold out my fashion morals for jeans that fit. Shoot me now. No! Wait! I have to put on the new A.F. jeans first. I look so hot in them.

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3 Responses to “Traitor is me.”

  1. E September 7, 2009 at 10:11 pm #

    lmao

  2. terry September 7, 2009 at 10:57 pm #

    Fiona and I are laughing out loud – as we cry out NO! No! Fiona is wailung “Sell Out!”
    but post a pic anyway.

    • nicegirlmeanthoughts September 7, 2009 at 11:54 pm #

      Yeah well… sorry my only excuse is that my legs waist to leg to hip ratio is a mother fuc%er when it comes to go clothes shopping so I take what I can get.

      That and I am a lazy bastard.

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