a HUMONGOUS room with 2 full sized gingerbread houses in it, and each house had its own witch living inside it. One would be the witch from the Cannon Movie Tales’ Hansel and Gretel (played by Cloris Leachman) and the other would be the Faerie Tale Theatre’s witch from H&G (played by Joan Collins). They would hate eachother but both love me. And they’d cook for me all the time.
I’d be like their witchy god daughter.
A girl can dream…(sigh)
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you are a sick, twisted individual (lmao)