Where the f*ck do I get a…

25 Sep

smoking jacket? I don’t smoke but I sure as hell need one. They look so comfy and sleek. Will they make me smarter and do I need those fluffy slippers with the things dangling off them, too?

I’d get a red one. I don’t have any red outerwear so a red smoking jacket would be hip. Yeah. It’s decided.

Prime example.

Prime example.

eBay here I come…

One Response to “Where the f*ck do I get a…”

  1. E November 2, 2009 at 1:35 am #

    one Curb Your Enthusiasm episode Larry stole Hugh Hefner’s – I think if we go to the Playboy Mansion …and you distract him….we can…….shhhhh

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