Check out her latest video for her single titled : “Hard”.
Now take a look at this video of Tank Girl:
Just to be clear: Rihanna’s video is a glam rip off of the original Tank Girl style from the comic and the film. What do you think?
Archive | January, 2010
It’s spreading all over!!
31 Jan
So yeah. Facebook. You probably have an account. I know I do.
Why don’t you stop by and like join the Nice Girl Mean Thoughts group page. Do something productive today and follow this link then press the “Join this Group” button.—–> http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=193265629002&ref=nf
You know you want to. Just go with it.
Your compter will thank you and money will come out of it somehow. (Lie)
Nice Girl
The Cleanse: Day (Failed)
31 Jan
It was going well enough as you could see with my previous posts. But then a series of events gave me the allowance to give up and stuff my hungry face with McDonalds and any form of sugar I could wrap my calorie deprived fingers around. After about 2 weeks of shoveling crappy food down my gullet I’ve decided to stop being a pig and start some sort of diet again. This NEW diet begins tomorrow. Why tomorrow? Well its because today I had a “one for the road” meal at McDonalds. Don’t give me that look.
The diet will consist of fresh juices, fruits, veg, fish and salads. No beef, no bread or snacks, and NO SUGAR.
Anyway… I’m going to keep a record of my weight/diet/ workouts for the day and all that other crap.
Let it begin…(again):
Day 0 (Day before diet): Weigh 152. Ate hummus and baby carrots. Healthy, I know…then I at a LARGE BIG MAC…and 1/2 a cup of strawberry shake to wash it down…oink!
Walked in the Park for 10 minutes once today and been blogging and figuring out the “To Do” list for the week.
I will keep you updated.
It’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s Kelly Ripa’s…
31 JanBELLY BUTTON!!!
I feel kinda dirty for doing this post. But it was too funny and odd a subject to ignore. Of course, she is in a billion million times better shape than anyone who will probably read this, but we can all still get a little chuckle over her (should be pixilated over for the sake of children) belly button. She may be famous, fit and rich…but deep down she’s just another sideshow carny.
Time to play catch up…
31 Janstarting with ketchup. HAHA! I’m so funny…
My first rant begins with costumes. This time it’s not costumes that pedos know and love but ones that boring middle class preppy white people love.
Like…(Roll over the dumbass in the ketchup costume with your mouse to get the scoop.)
Then there’s her husband, Bob Smith. (Ditto with the whole scrolling over thing…FYI: This is true for almost every picture in the blog.)
And now let’s meet Fred and Ethel, the Smith’s lovable dogs: (Again with the scrolling over image.)
What was that all about: Well… I don’t like people who wear very boring generic costumes. Plus it’s fun to make up stories about people’s lives.
The Cleanse: Day Seven
10 JanToday I weighed in at 151.6lbs. YAY!
I did the Salt Water Flush again. This time I took my friend’s advice and used warm water. That made all the difference! I still felt a bit bloated when it was all over. I’m even feeling a bit bloated now. Not terrible just a bit gross.
Otherwise I feel normal. I definitely felt more energized while I was on the all juice part of the cleanse. Where I could drink any types of juices. That I could and plan to do much more often after this is all done. Mango/ Strawberry/ Peach sounds to die for about now.
I planned to do this cleanse until day 20. PLANNED. Not swore to in writing. There is a possibility I might cut this cleanse a bit short (although I will 100% go longer than 15 days). I really want to get to the yummy veg and fruit juices. Plus I am getting a treadmill next week and I want to run my jiggly ass off already. Can’t do that too much when you have the strength of a 6 month premature kitten can you? We will see.
Either way the cleanse seems to be working well. I feel better and I am pretty sure a good amount of toxins and things are making their way out of me in various ways. Too much info? Sorry.
As of now I would recommend the cleanse. But I advise you that you’re stomach will shrink so much that you might not be hungry enough to have all of the lemonade. That seems to be happening to me. I’ve been drinking it, but I’m not even hungry enough to need it. But I do need the calories to live and junk.
Enjoy your happy meals, fatties!
(Too angry? Give me a break…I would trade you my left arm for a quarter pounder with cheese and a diet coke followed by a cupcake and some sourpatch kids.)
The Cleanse: Day Six
9 JanDamn that soup was good.
Anyway…
So I weighed in at 152.6 today. And feel about the same. My tongue is still white. Eeww. But if I brush it the nastiness goes away for a bit.
I did my usual leg, and arm workout. I think that is as much of a workout I can muster right now. Currently I am as weak as a 6 month premature kitten. That plastic bag from American Beauty could put me in the hospital about now.
Observe Plastic Bag get siked for our brawl later:
Check ya later!
Nice Girl
The Cleanse: Day Five
9 Jan
Sorry about not writing yesterday. I was distracted by a birthday dinner.
First off:
I weighed in at 152.6 lbs. Not really a change from the other day. But not an increase!
But I fucked up royally at the dinner and had soup. Oh the pressure!! Social anxiety and such. Oh f it. I was STARVING! I had a small bowl of chicken soup. It was one of the best thing I’d ever eaten. God bless Ta Cocina Restaurant. But DAMN them for their seductive smells and tastes.
So I effed up and I will do all I can not to do it again. Shame on me. Let’s move on.
I was informed by a friend that my mistake with the Salt Water Cleanse was rooted in my mistake in drinking it cold rather than warm. Tomorrow I will try again with warm water, and I’ll try to chug too.
Let’s see how this thing goes.
The Cleanse: Day Four
7 JanSALT WATER FLUSH= EVIL UNNECESSARY PUNISHMENT
I made it this morning as directed: 1 liter of water and 1-2 tsps of uniodized sea salt.
Mixed it in my 1 liter jug and took a swig. WTF!!!!!!?? I knew it would taste like crap but it actually tastes like evil. Pure uniodized evil!
It took about 10 minutes for me to finish the liter. The evil sonofabitch liter. Eventually I finished it and I felt like I drank a liter of salt water. Which is about what I did. I laid in bed in a fetus position fantasizing about strangling the person who created the Salt Water Flush for about a half hour. Then I jolted out of bed when a loud noise came from my gut. I ran to the bathroom and …I’ll spare you the rest of the story.
The moral of the story is that the Flush sucks a dirty trashcan full of infested something or others. I won’t do it for the rest of the cleanse. It’s not worth that kind of suffering. I think I’ll call the United Nations Security Council tomorrow.
The Cleanse: Day Three
6 Jan
Today was OJ and maple syrup day. I tried the syrup before adding it to the 2 liters of juice and OH MY GOD!! It’s the best thing in this universe. Maybe that’s exaggerating a little. But it’s pretty damn good.
I was tempted to just stand there and chug a few swigs before adding the 2 tbs to the OJ, but I resisted.
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This morning I weighed in at 152.6. Geez, Louise!
Anyway…
I have felt great, no headaches, not terribly hungry. The OJ helps with that.
Regarding side effects of the cleanse:
You will develop weird gross stuff on your tongue. I have noticed it a bit already. It’s supposedly some of the toxins in you making their way out. Ewww.
The only cure is to brush your tongue and teeth often and after a few more days it will go away.
Last night I did have TERRIBLE acid. I’ve never really had it before. No wonder people bitch about it so much when they get it bad. It REALLY HURTS. I took an antacid and the problem went away. To avoid that tonight I will make sure to drink plenty of OJ right before bed.
I haven’t done my leg or arm workouts. I’ll do them as soon as I’m done typing this sucker out.
There are other obvious side effects but they are a bit personal. Let’s just say I can tell the cleanse is working.
So go and enjoy your yummy solid food and laugh at my trials of pain, torture and burger deprivation. I’ve got leg lifts to do while cursing at myself under my breath.
Outtie 5000,
Nice Girl
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