Attention all cashiers!!:

8 Dec


Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Port Washington, Lena herself was a simple cashier at Genovese Pharmacy later known as Eckerd Pharmacy, later still known as Duane Reade. Once there she was taught the basics of being a cashier: ring up their crap, tell them the total, bag it then take their money and give them their change and receipt. She may have hated some parts of that job but she didn’t think that the simple cashier work was fucking brain surgery. So today Lena is going to share with EVERYONE how a proper cashier hands back change with a receipt. Watch and learn. It may save your life someday…or maybe not.

*Twatcocks [twaht-koks]

1. Unisex title for someone who is acting like an asshole, but worse.

–noun Slang: Vulgar.

Origin: Lena made it up.

3 Responses to “Attention all cashiers!!:”

  1. Heather December 8, 2010 at 12:19 pm #

    Yes! This should be on every retail cashier’s instructional video out there. A simple add-on! Wonderful job, Lena!

  2. Theresa clarkson farrell December 8, 2010 at 5:09 pm #

    Good lord you’re right! Its the little things thAt make things run smoothly. And when thing run smoothly everyone is a bit more civil.
    Thank you for contributing to the happiness of harried shopper everywhere

  3. Anonymous January 20, 2011 at 2:55 pm #

    This makes you mad? Really? You have some definite issues.

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