8 Things I Wish I Never Knew. (Warning: Very Very Gross)

6 Sep

Some of these will not be explained for your own benefit. But if you are curious Google is the Gate Keeper of all thing gross and wonderful alike.

1. Jell-o contains gelatin which is made from the ground bones and hides of horses, cows and pigs. Not only Jell-o but a load of common yummys are made with gelatin. Most non-chocolate candies in fact. Many gel capped pills too. Actually it’s in just about everyother thing we use. See for yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelatin

2. Two Girls and a Cup- You don’t have to see it to feel the urge to vomit for eternity. You just have to find out what it is.

3. Bukkake-What a mess. Ugh. There has GOT to be a better use of all that. Seems a waste. Maybe as glue or something. I don’t know.

4. Bee spit mixed with pollen later vomited out is called honey. You know you love it.

5. There are tiny little mites that live in all of our eyebrows and eyelashes. They feed on the oils produced from our hairs. At night they migrate down to our eyes and suck the juice from our night tears. LOL. Night tears. Sounds like a crappy 80’s song.

6. Smell is particulate. This means that every time you smell a fart the particles from that person’s ass just floated their way into your nose. You might as well have just shoved your nose up their ass.

7. Hotel beds are petri dishes. Top sheets (bed covers) are very rarely changed between guests. You can clone a few dozen people from the DNA left on the one you used last time you stayed in a hotel. Maybe best to take it off and put it on the floor for the remainder of your stay.

8. When I was born I came out of my mother’s vagina. Same goes for you, buddy. Unless of course you were too big to fit out of there. Than you were sliced out like Bella Swan’s kid, without the vampires ripping open the womb with their teeth part.

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3 Responses to “8 Things I Wish I Never Knew. (Warning: Very Very Gross)”

  1. Theresa Clarkson-Farrell September 6, 2011 at 10:31 pm #

    The mites are why Fiona has refused to wear masscara and eye make – then there are the fur beetles. So even if she didn’t mind the idea of killing something just to wear it as and acessory – she couldn’t cause of the fur beetles!
    I’m just to old to worry anymore!

  2. Elisa September 7, 2011 at 12:33 am #

    bee vomit – I am just thrilled at this news……

  3. Denny April 29, 2014 at 5:21 am #

    Honest to God! I’ve had friends and famliy scour this video. This is my ex at his parent’s house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If it’s NOT him then this man is his TWIN!!!!!!!!!!He’s 6;8 tall with small hands compared to his height. I bought him those sweat pants and shirt. When MUCH thinner he played basketball and sweated like a horse when he did play. That is how it got plugged up. Obviously it was not an amicable break up. I’m not saying this to get attention it HAS to be him or he has a twin.

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