is that they are super fucked up!! These parents are 100x worse than child actor parents. At least the child actor parents don’t sell the kids as adults. I mean who really thinks a kid should look like this? (Other than a pedo, obviously.):
***Scroll over the tiara’s carriage for a hateful yet all too true message. :)***
These poor girls get their teeth bleached (or wear false teeth over their own growing in teeth), wear wigs, bleach, highlight, dye and fry their hair, spray tan, pluck/shave/wax their eyebrows, wear false eyelashes, as well a thick ass layer of whore-like makeup (what?), practice their walk and “talent” sometimes 2 hours a day with their obsessive controlling overbearing mothers who force their dreams into their children’s heads, and eventually these girls learn to become unbearable control freak nightmare children who will very very very unlikely reach the goal of being either Ms. America or taking over Angelina Jolie’s spot in Hollywood after the government finds out Angie adopts the kids so she can milk the life force out of them and stay young and beautiful forever.
*** Scroll over money wasted for more “humor”***
Let’s look at the money aspect:
The training/coach costs about $1000
The makeup costs about $100
The dress costs about $400-$5000
Spray tan, manicure, teeth bleach or fake teeth (aka flippers) costs about $500
Entering a pageant costs about $1000
Travel/hotel probably about $300-$2000
Costing on the low side an average of $3300 for the girl’s first pageant. Then the high side is about…$9600. Note that the average first timer would likely splurge their first time to insure the best for the child and end up spending like there is no tomorrow. Now how many pageants a year do you think the average girl goes to? Based on what I have heard from a teen pageant contestant back in the day, the average child beauty contestant enters about 10 a year. The heavy hitters go to probably 20-30 a year.
That would mean on average the family would spend about $63000. With the super crazies spending $18,9000. HOLY SHIT!!
The worst part of it all it that it’s just a fucking scam so these pageants can get your money no matter what happens. Think about it. What do you win? You win a $50 crown and maybe if your lucky a cash prize or scholarship worth a few hundred. The teen pageants are more lucrative for the contestants though. But we’re talking kids’ competitions here. The confidence and fun aspect is good and all but I would think that if the parents put that money to horse riding classes or jujitsu classes or even dance classes the girl would end up being much more emotionally and mentally balanced. Plus when she grows up she will likely be the type of personality many of us normal folks wanna choke. Nip it in the bud. (Not in the pedo way.)
And why do the kid’s division pageant judges seem to be mostly older heavy ladies? WTF is up with that? Guess they were the H.S. teasees who grew up and decided if they couldn’t be hotties they could tell little potential future hotties they just aren’t good enough. What a sick sick revenge. Genius!
Not to mention many of their names are like: Aniston, Kaylee, Boston, Keanna, Teeghan, and Sesame. I made that last one up but you get the point, right?
Another thing: Who attends these competitions? Are there huge crowds awaiting the final winner like American Idol? No. It’s mostly just the parents and friends. So what does that say? It says no one cares but you because it’s freaking dumb and a waste of time and cruel to the future development of the girls. That and it is a really long ceremony and it’s a bit boring.
Who else attends CHILD BEAUTY pageants? Let’s think…who would be interented in little girls dressed up competeing to be the cutest among a bunch of young adorable dimple faced girls, where they dance, wear bathing suits and blow kisses into the crowd with a big smile? Hmmmm…? Oh I know…PEDOS!
Tags: adults, american idol, angelina jolie, aniston, Beauty, beauty pageant, beauty pageant coach, bleach hair, bleach teeth, bleached hair, bleached teeth, boston, brat, child, competition, controling, crazy moms, crown, crowned, doll, dress, expensive, false eyelashes, fat, girl, girls, glitter, highlights, hotel, kid, living doll, makeup, mani, manicure, Mom, moms, money, ms. america, ms. teen usa, nightmare, nightmare child, nip in the bud, obnoxious, obnoxious parents, obsessive, old, pageant, pageant coach, pageant judge, pageant judges, pedi, pedicure, pedo, pedofile, poor, practice, princess, rehearsal, reward, soul, soul sucker, spoiled, spoiled brat, spray tan, spray tan on child, spray tan on children, talent, talent competition, tiara, training, travel, unbearable, waste of money, whoreish makeup, wig, wigs
Nice Girl Mean Thoughts 
What Other People Had To Say