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Troll legs…

3 Nov

happen to the best of us. It’s when you have a very large round body and stick thin legs that must use magic to keep your body up.

One terribly photoshopped example.

I wonder if there is some kind of Troll Leg support group out there?

Awww. Bless ’em.

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Carson Daly has a HUGE…

25 Sep

forehead.

My boyfriend, Mike, put it best when he said Carson was a “hammerhead”.

Carson himself:

Did someone squish your cheeks until your forehead expanded?

Did someone squish your cheeks until your forehead expanded?

Oh and he’s a prick as well.

WTF is this?

21 Sep

I received a Crate & Barrel catalogue in the mail and Mike and I saw this:

???????????????

What the hell is this used for? Why are there spots on it? How is it any better than any other knife??

Taxes can suck my…

19 Sep

…well they just suck.

If you make say…$12,000 in a single check they take out about $6,000!!! YES $6,000.                                                                     NOT $600 BUT $6,000.

Let me make sure this is perfectly clear.

If you make twelve THOUSAND dollars in one check. The taxes taken out can equal six THOUSAND dollars.

That’s HALF THE FUCKING CHECK!!!

It was fun while it lasted.

It was fun while it lasted.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

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The Japanification of toys…

17 Sep

has ruined the doll and toy industry. Some toys, dolls, and figures DON’T NEED TO LOOK LIKE ANIME CHARACTERS!!

Several kid’s toys nowadays have been made to look like anime characters. WTF?!

See visuals below…

Before

Before

After

After

These toys and many others have been given oversized eyes and heads. Not only do these not look like real pets, they look like they’re high too.

I have nothing against anime. I love Japan and Japanese toys and such. But DAMN, why is the look spreading to ALL the toys EVERYWHERE?

All of the toys are starting to look alike. Big head + big eyes + tiny neck + medium body= most toys right now

Sad is me.

Peach cobbler Ice Cream…

17 Sep

from Ben & Jerry’s is speachlessly good. Just go now and get some. Trust me.

GO, GO NOW!

Fucking genius!!

The Tin Man’s junk…

17 Sep

is on our shower curtain.

I wear a very high Rx for my glasses and whenever I have to get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom I don’t usually wear my them.

Knowing that, check out our shower curtain and see what I see every time I get up in the middle of the night.

First, this is what I see with my glasses on:

Glasses on.

Finally, this is what I see in the middle of the night:

Tell me that you don't see his junk in the green circle.

Tell me that you don't see his junk in the green circle.