DRACO MALFOY from ‘HARRY POTTER’ and VELDA’S DAUGHTER from ‘TROOP BEVERLY HILLS’
This one is pretty intense. Brace yourselves.
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The puppet-man of Boardwalk Empire…
20 AprIs it me or…
does Michael Stuhlbarg in ‘Boardwalk Empire’ look a hell of a lot like a ventriloquist dummy?
No? You don’t see it. Well how about this: Which of the below is Michael Stuhlbarg?
Got you there.
If you said:
You were wrong. It’s really:
Thanks for playing!!
Mary Woronov: The Woman, The Legend
16 Aug
Mary Woronov
VIDEO of her videos:
You may not recognize her name, but her face and/or voice have probably left an impression on you somewhere along your movie watching journey.
Up until I did some research about her for this post I only knew half of the awesomeness that is she. I knew and loved the b movie queen Mary. I had no idea about the Andy Warhol Silver Factory Mary.
Let’s begin with the B movie queen Mary.
Mary Woronov was brilliant in a shit load of shitty film such as:
Not to mention the TV shows she was in that we all hate or adore:
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
Super Duper Supremely Condensed Warhol Connection Explanation
Her cool deep voice, lion-like face and 10″ thick cheek bones made an impression on Andy Warhol when she was young. She went on to be one of his break out stars. Sorta. She was on a bunch of his films and participated in the Velvet Underground as a go-go dancer and personality. She later moved on to films and television after the 1960’s groovy days died out. She went on to be a b movie queen. The Mary most of us (those of us who know who she is to begin with) know and love.
Thanks for all your wonderful work, Mary!
Nice Girl
Are They Related?: Celebrity Edition, Witch VS. Vampire
5 DecAmber Benson VS. Kristin Bauer
What do you think? They both have that California relaxed look. Though since I said that they are probably from Iowa and Mississippi or something.
Here is a more dramatic look for them both. Though Kristin has a bunch on makeup on you can still see the similarities.
Let me know what you guys think. Am I off or did I hit it on the head?
Time for Another Round of ‘Are They Related?’: Celebrity Edition
14 JulDominique Swain VS. Amanda Bynes
They both have that “nice girl Lolita thoughts” look about them. Same face shape and coloring. Amanda’s nose is bigger and Dominique’s cheekbones stick out more but I say they look very much alike. They both fill a certain niche in Hollywood. Pretty, cute, blonde girl next door who you just might be able to talk into playing doctor. What?! Come on! They both have that slutty glint in their eye. Don’t get me wrong I think their both awesome. Great talents and very successful. But they still have that glimmer that says, “I won’t tell”.
Anyway…
Dominique has been riding the “Lolita” train since 97′ and has continued to pose in photo shoots as the character ever since. I think she’s about 30 and she still wears braids or flashes her undies “accidentally” in most shots. I wanna see Lolita 2: “Barefoot and Pregnant: The Post Nymphet Years”. (Side Note–I had to Google “Nymphet” to verify spelling since I can’t spell to save my life. Gross mistake.)
Now Amanda is a bit less creepy. For one thing she is much younger and seems to have built an empire of herself. She was one of Nickelodeon’s child actor from the mid/late 90’s through the mid/late 00’s. She was on probably about 4 shows on Nick. You know how Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and all those other kids were created in a Disney factory? Well the next models of child stars were created in the Nickelodeon factory. “All That” (a kids’ version of SNL on Nick), remember that? I do. Damn I miss Left Eye… 😦 (Side Note: TLC, remember them? Well they sang the theme song for “All That”. Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes was one of their three singers. She had the best voice, and she sure knew how to burn a cheating boyfriend/husband’s house down. Sadly…it was her house too at the time. She later died in a car accident.)
Anyway…
I think Dominique and Amanda could play sisters. And it’s creepy how much time has passed and how little either of them has aged. Especially Dominique. I think she’s an alien. Possibly a pod person.
Thoughts?
Danny Glover seems to be releasing…
4 Dechis lisp a bit more losely these days.
See BE KIND AND REWIND, 2012 and apparently SHOOTER (haven’t seen SHOOTER, but I hear things.)
There isn’t much to say other than…”Wow he’s got a killer lisp.”
I don’t have anything against him, he seems pretty cool and all. So I’m not going to bitch about him.
Good luck with that freakish spitolicious lisp. FREAK!
xoxo
Nice Girl
Bullshit talent agencies…
9 Sepsuck John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt ass!
A month or so ago I decided I would try my hand at working as an extra for film and TV in NYC. So I made a proper resume (thanks to Mina) did some decent homemade headshots and got a list of talent agencies from the Backstage website.
I also sent my info to a load of places online that seemed pretty legit. Well apparently “pretty legit” is not legit.
So a few weeks ago I got a voice mail message from a vaguely named acting agency.
The message went something like this:
“Hey Lena!! How are you?! It’s Brad from (Vague Name) Agency. I just wanted to let you know we want you to play a part in the new Twilight film. You know, the fifth one? Anyway we have JUST the part for you! Please call me back and we will sort it out. Hope to hear from you soon!”
First off. The latest film, the one they would have been casting for, would have been the third one.
Secondly: WTF?! People actually fall for that shit?
Thirdly: What ASSHOLES! I can’t believe they can get away with lying to people like that.
So what did I do?
I called back and acted like one of the people who fell for it.
The one to pick up was just some secretary who obviously just wanted to go home. I told her I had gotten a call from Brad about starring in the next Twilight film. She didn’t know or care what I meant and asked me to make an appointment. I agreed. (Playing along with a scam can be fun as long as you know when to back out.)
So I made an appointment for a week from that day. I asked what I should bring and all that. She said I didn’t need to bring a thing.
Next up—> Googled them to see if I even wanted to go to the appt. for shits and giggles.
Google told me that when you go to the appt. you fill out a form and sign a contract and get a few photos taken. Then you pay $25 for the photos they keep of you then you never hear from them again. Because that is all they do. They call you tell you to show get you to sign the contract saying you let them keep the pics and the cash and you leave after photos to never hear from them again.
It’s perfectly legal.
FUCK THEM UP THEIR LYING ASSES!
I never went and saved myself the cab fare.
Background Actors…
2 Sepwho went through the trouble of getting a facelift. I don’t get it. We’re most likely not going to see your face anyway. It’s not like a casting director will see the film/show and say, “Hey! Who is that woman with their face parted like the Red Sea! I need HER for my next billion dollar picture!” Not too likely.
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