DRACO MALFOY from ‘HARRY POTTER’ and VELDA’S DAUGHTER from ‘TROOP BEVERLY HILLS’
This one is pretty intense. Brace yourselves.
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Did Brad Pitt moonlight in ‘V for Vendetta’?
9 NovI know this is very unlikely but take a look at these images and tell me your thoughts.
THE BRAD PITT WE ALL KNOW:
FEATURED PUB EXTRA IN THE FILM ‘V FOR VENDETTA’:
If it is him than he underwent a uglyifying makeup procedure to make him look like a normal.
What do you think?
Is it me or does Giovanni Ribisi look like he could be the insane brother of Ryan Gosling?
5 SepThey do look quite a bit alike. Not being racist or anything. But these two white boys could have come out of the same birth canal. One is fair haired, one is not, I know but their features are quite close. Regarding the sanity part: It’s all in the eyes. Scroll over their heads and take a look at what they were thinking the moment the photos were taken. Then you’ll see what I mean.
Ryan Gosling
Giovanni Ribisi
Told you so.
Mary Woronov: The Woman, The Legend
16 Aug
Mary Woronov
VIDEO of her videos:
You may not recognize her name, but her face and/or voice have probably left an impression on you somewhere along your movie watching journey.
Up until I did some research about her for this post I only knew half of the awesomeness that is she. I knew and loved the b movie queen Mary. I had no idea about the Andy Warhol Silver Factory Mary.
Let’s begin with the B movie queen Mary.
Mary Woronov was brilliant in a shit load of shitty film such as:
Not to mention the TV shows she was in that we all hate or adore:
Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
Super Duper Supremely Condensed Warhol Connection Explanation
Her cool deep voice, lion-like face and 10″ thick cheek bones made an impression on Andy Warhol when she was young. She went on to be one of his break out stars. Sorta. She was on a bunch of his films and participated in the Velvet Underground as a go-go dancer and personality. She later moved on to films and television after the 1960’s groovy days died out. She went on to be a b movie queen. The Mary most of us (those of us who know who she is to begin with) know and love.
Thanks for all your wonderful work, Mary!
Nice Girl
Thank you Interscope for making domestic violence romantic again.
13 AugI was on CNN.com trying to pretend I care about the news, and I came across this video article:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2010/08/13/am.costello.domestic.violence.cnn?hpt=C2
So check out the music video itself before you decide what you really think:
Now…
Are you also pissed as shit? I know all relationships are different. But I think it’s very fucked up to illustrate an abusive relationship as sexy and give it a happy cuddly ending. Ending exactly as it began. Though the ending does show that it will be a cycle of abuse until someone leaves for good. But still…hot sex during abuse…really? Really??
I’m pretty sure being beat about the face doesn’t make one hot. Maybe I’m just weird.
There is much more that can be said about this video. Like why would Rihanna, a known victim of abuse, be cool with illustrating that abuse is a cause and effect type of deal? If you yell at me I hit you and then you yell and I hit again. The fact is that in reality you don’t have to say anything to be hit. You can act as calm as a bunny on a Summer day and get beat to shit because your bunny partner is an abusive prick. Anyway…
Did the hobbit get the temporary tattoos put on for the video to make him look badass? Or did he get them post hobbit to show chicks he was a manly man?
One final thought: How many “wife beaters” aka ribbed tanks does Eminem own? He wears them in almost every music video. And isn’t it funny he wears a wife beater while singing about hitting his girlfriend? HA.
P.S. Mike told me to make it clean that this is not an allegory for our domestic bliss.
Some stills from the video:
Time for Another Round of ‘Are They Related?’: Celebrity Edition
14 JulDominique Swain VS. Amanda Bynes
They both have that “nice girl Lolita thoughts” look about them. Same face shape and coloring. Amanda’s nose is bigger and Dominique’s cheekbones stick out more but I say they look very much alike. They both fill a certain niche in Hollywood. Pretty, cute, blonde girl next door who you just might be able to talk into playing doctor. What?! Come on! They both have that slutty glint in their eye. Don’t get me wrong I think their both awesome. Great talents and very successful. But they still have that glimmer that says, “I won’t tell”.
Anyway…
Dominique has been riding the “Lolita” train since 97′ and has continued to pose in photo shoots as the character ever since. I think she’s about 30 and she still wears braids or flashes her undies “accidentally” in most shots. I wanna see Lolita 2: “Barefoot and Pregnant: The Post Nymphet Years”. (Side Note–I had to Google “Nymphet” to verify spelling since I can’t spell to save my life. Gross mistake.)
Now Amanda is a bit less creepy. For one thing she is much younger and seems to have built an empire of herself. She was one of Nickelodeon’s child actor from the mid/late 90’s through the mid/late 00’s. She was on probably about 4 shows on Nick. You know how Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake and all those other kids were created in a Disney factory? Well the next models of child stars were created in the Nickelodeon factory. “All That” (a kids’ version of SNL on Nick), remember that? I do. Damn I miss Left Eye… 😦 (Side Note: TLC, remember them? Well they sang the theme song for “All That”. Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes was one of their three singers. She had the best voice, and she sure knew how to burn a cheating boyfriend/husband’s house down. Sadly…it was her house too at the time. She later died in a car accident.)
Anyway…
I think Dominique and Amanda could play sisters. And it’s creepy how much time has passed and how little either of them has aged. Especially Dominique. I think she’s an alien. Possibly a pod person.
Thoughts?
Awesomely shittylicious movies:
25 May~~Scroll over the posters for films’ info and enjoy the clips and previews~~
Transylvania 6-5000
Troll 2
Ticks
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
My Stepmother is an Alien
To see the whole of the film just search it on youtube and you’ll see it.
My Mom’s a Werewolf
Once Bitten
Roger Rabbit will do anything for a buck.
21 May
I was lucky enough to meet Charles Fleischer at the Motor City Comic Con last weekend. Since Marina Sirtis was too up tight to do me a solid, I asked (aka paid) Mr. Roger Rabbit himself to do the deed. Wanna know what I got?
This:
—>Click me to hear Lena’s new Roger Rabbit voicemail.<—
Sadly I forgot to tell him my common name was Lena not Mary, but whatever. Roger fucking Rabbit is my voice mail. Or will be once I figure out how to hack itunes and make it so.
Just wanted to share some awesomeness with my homies.
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