DRACO MALFOY from ‘HARRY POTTER’ and VELDA’S DAUGHTER from ‘TROOP BEVERLY HILLS’
This one is pretty intense. Brace yourselves.
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Offensive words that are fun to say…
4 Augas long as you don’t think too much about their meanings or how terrible they make people feel. These words roll off the tongue like mean offensive rhythmic melodies sung from a cruel racist, sexist bigot named Buck. Not that all Bucks are racist…let’s move on before I talk myself into a black hole.
Note: I don’t condone saying these words unless you’re only saying them to laugh at how fun they are to say. They’re awful. (Spit, spit.)
Let’s begin:
pikey
queef
honkey
fanny
twat
maricon
tittard (Just made that one up. Go me.)
guido
bible beater
mafiosi
The blooper reel of a frustrated, sleep deprived voice over artist:
20 Apr
Click on this guy to hear the reel—> bloopereel…be warned!
WARNING LOTS OF (MOSTLY (95%)) BURPS AND CURSES!!
I warned you, remember that.
I think I might have spotted a serial killer on the C train.
19 AprLet’s call him, “Mr. Serial Killer”. A few weeks ago I was taking the C train home after a fun night out on the town and I noticed that sitting directly across from me was this massive heap of a scary dude. His soulless blank expression wasn’t much to work from but his attire spoke volumes. He wore a dirty “hunting in tall grass for deer” hooded jumpsuit and these thick black gloves and some huge ass construction worker boots that I could imagine he had gotten off a victim. It was about 63 degrees outside, so he couldn’t have been cold. The only logical conclusion was that he was returning from a night of vigorous killing. Once the train stopped at my stop I got out and noticed that he also left the train. I proceeded to do the only sensible thing I could think of and that was to follow him and take pictures. I was also trying to not get caught and killed. This was the only shot I got of him. I was nervous and kept screwing up the shot, sue me.
So my friends, this is what a serial killer looks like. Well one of them at least. Look out for him and whatever you do don’t tell him about this blog. He might hunt me down and cut my face off or something. No one wants that.
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Comic Conventions: Pros vs. Fans
1 AprFans pack a few cans of Pepsi for hydration, a Snickers bar for energy, and hand sanitizer for hygiene.
Pros pack drawing pens for sketches, fresh sharpies for autographs and cell phones to pretend they’re busy if they want to be left alone.
Fans’ post-convention evening festivities include unloading all the freebies and purchased treasures from the day and spreading them all over their hotel beds, followed by grabbing some grub at the local diner and discussing who saw who drawing what, and finally, following big name pros to the “industry only” bar and hitting on chicks there who are still in costume from day’s con.
Pros’ post-convention evening festivities include consuming the free happy hour drink at their hotels’ bars followed by dinner at a nice steakhouse with fellow industry buddies, then finding out where all the other industry people have gone to for after dinner drinks and finally hitting on chicks at the bar still in costume from day’s con.
Fans’ key moments at conventions include getting a sketch from the biggest name they can afford, meeting one of the actors from Battlestar Galactica, and taking a picture of a real life slave Leia.
Pros’ key moments at con include being paid well for sketches by adoring fans, meeting one of the actors from Battlestar Galactica and taking a few pictures of slave Leia, Power Girl, Ms. Marvel, Tigra, and that chick with the orange crotch suspenders from Fifth Element.
Fans’ nemeses include broken ATM’s, closed freebie lines and being looked at with unfettered disdain as they plow down toddlers to buy a raffle ticket for the Stan “The Man” Lee signing.
Pros’ nemeses include running into their editors, forgetting popup banners they JUST got made, and running out of hand sanitizer minutes before a repugnantly moist fan comes in for a handshake.
And now an awesome gift from Mike bought at a convention:
Wanna see how shittily I draw?
1 FebWhen I was in college at SUNY Geneseo I drew a few cartoons for the school paper. They don’t seem as funny now.
P.S. I can only draw people from the side. I’m frontlexic.
Enjoy.
Have fun laughing at how not funny these are. I know I am. No worries, Gary Larson. Lena’s career in comic strips was over before it began.
Rihanna has ripped off Tank Girl!!
31 JanCheck out her latest video for her single titled : “Hard”.
Now take a look at this video of Tank Girl:
Just to be clear: Rihanna’s video is a glam rip off of the original Tank Girl style from the comic and the film. What do you think?
It’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s Kelly Ripa’s…
31 JanBELLY BUTTON!!!
I feel kinda dirty for doing this post. But it was too funny and odd a subject to ignore. Of course, she is in a billion million times better shape than anyone who will probably read this, but we can all still get a little chuckle over her (should be pixilated over for the sake of children) belly button. She may be famous, fit and rich…but deep down she’s just another sideshow carny.
Time to play catch up…
31 Janstarting with ketchup. HAHA! I’m so funny…
My first rant begins with costumes. This time it’s not costumes that pedos know and love but ones that boring middle class preppy white people love.
Like…(Roll over the dumbass in the ketchup costume with your mouse to get the scoop.)
Then there’s her husband, Bob Smith. (Ditto with the whole scrolling over thing…FYI: This is true for almost every picture in the blog.)
And now let’s meet Fred and Ethel, the Smith’s lovable dogs: (Again with the scrolling over image.)
What was that all about: Well… I don’t like people who wear very boring generic costumes. Plus it’s fun to make up stories about people’s lives.
I think our neighbor is possessed.
19 NovI hear scratching on the other side of the wall. (Earlier thought to be mice. Now thought to be the desperate scratching of a possessed hipster living across the hall.)
There are also grunt noises like that chick did in “The Exorcism of Emily Rose”. CrEePy…
I hope she doesn’t die or anything…
I have no patience for the smell of a rotting corpse seeping through the walls.
That and if she dies than the demon might try and posses me. THEN I’d be pissed!
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