Tag Archives: me too

I want…

3 Sep

to become a rapper and my name be “G.O.B.”. Because I relate best to grumpy old bastards.

G.O.B.

Fellow Paranoid Ladies:

2 Sep

If you’re a girl walking down the street alone and you see more than 3 guys walking toward you, do you also think: “Damn! I knew I shouldn’t have left my machete at home tonight.” ?

Just me and my machete.

F.Y.I.

2 Sep

I’m actually a very nice, sweet ¬†young lady. Except for that tiny tiny peice of my head that produces, write and maintains this blog.

I semi apologize on its behalf.

Sooooorry. Sorta.

When jeans turn on their owner:

2 Sep

Jeans that wear away at the crotch (inner thigh) first. Fuck you, jeans! Fuck you!Fuck you!