I saw this bus stop ad near my house. It is soo weird. What the hell does it mean? I know Levis made the first jeans which were used for workers back in the day. But my interpretation of the ad is the following: The kid is a product tester for the new type of shirt he was paid to sew for five cents an hour in Indonesia. Is he a worker? If so what does he do? Kids don’t wear adult sized shirts and if they did I would assume they would wear pants too. Maybe it’s just me. I hope so.
Click on this guy to hear the reel—> bloopereel…be warned!
WARNING LOTS OF (MOSTLY (95%)) BURPS AND CURSES!!
I warned you, remember that.
BELLY BUTTON!!!
I feel kinda dirty for doing this post. But it was too funny and odd a subject to ignore. Of course, she is in a billion million times better shape than anyone who will probably read this, but we can all still get a little chuckle over her (should be pixilated over for the sake of children) belly button. She may be famous, fit and rich…but deep down she’s just another sideshow carny.
starting with ketchup. HAHA! I’m so funny…
My first rant begins with costumes. This time it’s not costumes that pedos know and love but ones that boring middle class preppy white people love.
Like…(Roll over the dumbass in the ketchup costume with your mouse to get the scoop.)
Then there’s her husband, Bob Smith. (Ditto with the whole scrolling over thing…FYI: This is true for almost every picture in the blog.)
And now let’s meet Fred and Ethel, the Smith’s lovable dogs: (Again with the scrolling over image.)
What was that all about: Well… I don’t like people who wear very boring generic costumes. Plus it’s fun to make up stories about people’s lives.
Jessica Harper (Shock Treatment/Boys)
and
Frances O’Connor (A.I/Bedazzled)
This instance is especially creepy because I suspect the two women are actually one woman. This Jessica/Frances woman seems to have taken the “Death Becomes Her” potion (See below):
It is my assumption that Frances will soon stop acting and wait another 10 years until she will emerge again as Agnes or Julia something. She can’t fool me!
Check out this creepolicious window decor near my apartment:
We pass this place all the time and have never noticed any noise or light from the window. I think the room might be empty or have some scaly rejected, left sided, siamese twin with a limp and fear of bright lights living inside.
That poor poor thing. Oh well. Who wants to read about Bill Paxton and his Taxi commercial doppelgänger??
does the NYC Subway map look like a man’s head??
Take a look at this and tell me if you agree:
If you’re a girl walking down the street alone and you see more than 3 guys walking toward you, do you also think: “Damn! I knew I shouldn’t have left my machete at home tonight.” ?
People with 6 or more toes on one foot who wear open toed shoes…why? To advertise?
Show off.
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