Tag Archives: scared

I was just thinking…

11 Nov

that I would certainly crap my pants if I saw an alien walk into my bedroom one night while I was in bed trying to fall asleep. THEN I thought what would be the creepiest looking alien to see, what would make me crap my pants the most?

FYI, this is how it would look when it came into my room:

WTF?!

Fellow Paranoid Ladies:

2 Sep

If you’re a girl walking down the street alone and you see more than 3 guys walking toward you, do you also think: “Damn! I knew I shouldn’t have left my machete at home tonight.” ?

Just me and my machete.

Safe as houses.

2 Sep

Apparently that term does not work for hotels. I was staying in a hotel during a trip to San Diego during the 2008 San Diego Comic Con. I was poorish and this hotel was way cheap so I booked it online. Little did I know there was a gang of truckers and scary bike dudes having a “one year ago we killed a young woman here and we need to do it again” meeting next door. So I took precautions and took every item not bolted to the floor shoved it in front of the door every night and slept with a butter knife under my pillow. I was ready to take them all down. Luckily they sensed my strength and left me be.

(See evidence below)

It was a lovely stay at the local Break n' Entering Inn.
It was a lovely stay at the local Break n’ Entering Inn.

Hmmm....sure this should help, right?
Hmmm….sure this should help, right?

After 1 night of having to stay awake in bed (fully dressed with a knife in my hand), I decided that some more protection was necessary.

After 1 night of having to stay awake in bed (fully dressed with a knife in my hand), I decided that some more protection was necessary.