Tag Archives: toys

How to embarrass your dog…

19 Apr

Roll over the images to get the funnyness.

Advertisements

What the FUKC is going on here?!!

1 Nov

Check out some of this years popular sexy female ADULT costumes:

Cow GirlBee LadyCool boot things.

Aaaaaaahh!!!! Kill it! Kill it!!

Does Silicone float? Something tells me she would know.

Everything seemed normal there. It has become increasingly popular to dress for Halloween as a sexy version of many characters. So these costumes are quite common nowadays. No big whoop.

Now let’s take a look at the costumes that these models’ daughters and nieces will be wearing:

WTF?! This child is a pedo's dream come true. Holy hell, Batman.Maybe I'm just old fashioned....no. No. It's not me. This is just too creepy.Where could Little Red Riding Hood get cheetah print like that?Get thee to a child's nunnery!!At least this one has sleeves.

These costumes are made for girls 8-14 years old.

‘Nuff said.

P.S. Those kid’s totally stole their poses from the grownup ladies in their costumes.

P.P.S. All the kid’s costumes are from that “Bratz” brand. The “watch your little princess turn into a ‘dollar a pop’ young lady” brand of toys and costumes.

I have too much…

24 Sep

time on my hands.

Waaaaaay too much time.

The shoes make him look like a person. Ha.

The Japanification of toys…

17 Sep

has ruined the doll and toy industry. Some toys, dolls, and figures DON’T NEED TO LOOK LIKE ANIME CHARACTERS!!

Several kid’s toys nowadays have been made to look like anime characters. WTF?!

See visuals below…

Before

Before

After

After

These toys and many others have been given oversized eyes and heads. Not only do these not look like real pets, they look like they’re high too.

I have nothing against anime. I love Japan and Japanese toys and such. But DAMN, why is the look spreading to ALL the toys EVERYWHERE?

All of the toys are starting to look alike. Big head + big eyes + tiny neck + medium body= most toys right now

Sad is me.

Toy commercials…

16 Sep

seem to have disappeared off the face of TV. WTF happened?!

I used to love those “Littlest Pet Shop”, “Nerf”, “Hot Wheels” commercials, AND TOYS!

Maybe I’ll catch a commercial for some toy every other other month but the new toys look like shit!

Although everyone is sick of hearing it it’s true: video games have ruined kids. “Non-screen entertainment” ™  doesn’t interest kids in the least anymore.

Littlest Pet Shop

Before (when it ruled):

You rule!

Now (when it sucks):

YOU SUCK!!