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Rihanna has ripped off Tank Girl!!
31 JanCheck out her latest video for her single titled : “Hard”.
Now take a look at this video of Tank Girl:
Just to be clear: Rihanna’s video is a glam rip off of the original Tank Girl style from the comic and the film. What do you think?
Time to play catch up…
31 Janstarting with ketchup. HAHA! I’m so funny…
My first rant begins with costumes. This time it’s not costumes that pedos know and love but ones that boring middle class preppy white people love.
Like…(Roll over the dumbass in the ketchup costume with your mouse to get the scoop.)
Then there’s her husband, Bob Smith. (Ditto with the whole scrolling over thing…FYI: This is true for almost every picture in the blog.)
And now let’s meet Fred and Ethel, the Smith’s lovable dogs: (Again with the scrolling over image.)
What was that all about: Well… I don’t like people who wear very boring generic costumes. Plus it’s fun to make up stories about people’s lives.
Is it me or…
9 Decis Beast from any film or TV adaptation of “Beauty and the Beast” fuglier as a human than as a beast?
Let’s take a look at the beasts vs. their human counterparts:
Maybe it’s just me. But these guys either turn extra beastly as men or extra girly. Poor, Beauty.
P.S. Who the hell names their kid “Beauty”??
Fin.
Celebs who creepily look alike #2:
8 DecJessica Harper (Shock Treatment/Boys)
and
Frances O’Connor (A.I/Bedazzled)
This instance is especially creepy because I suspect the two women are actually one woman. This Jessica/Frances woman seems to have taken the “Death Becomes Her” potion (See below):
It is my assumption that Frances will soon stop acting and wait another 10 years until she will emerge again as Agnes or Julia something. She can’t fool me!
Until I was 18 I thought…
4 Decthat the Disney logo said “Gisney”, but with a backwards “G”. I know. I know.
Now let me explain why…
This is the logo as we all know it:
Now this is how my childlike retard pickled brain saw it until I was shown I am a dumbass:
Confused??
Well it is a god damn backwards “G”. Who the fuck writes “D” like that?
Now this is how it should look if it were Gisney:
SEE IT’S A FREAKING “G”!! Maybe it’s a backwards “G”. But it’s still a damn “G”.
Fin.
Is it me or…
8 Novdoes the NYC Subway map look like a man’s head??
Take a look at this and tell me if you agree:
Am I the only one who…
26 Sepoccasionally looks to my side at the invisible studio audience/TV audience of my life and give them “that look” when someone or something worth looking at the audience occurs?
This is my "please sympathize with me, invisible/nonexistent audience" face.
I do it about once I week. Depending on the week, I guess.
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