the only coins you find while cleaning?
Nearly every time I clean the apartment I come across a bunch of coins. But EVERY ONE is a freaking PENNY!! WTF?!
Why no quarters, no dimes, not even any nickels?
Are all the quarters hiding? Have they ganged up against the pennies and made them stay out in the open to be picked up by me when I clean, while they hide under the bed safe and sound from my thrifty paws?
Quarters are vicious self preserving little bastards.
I’d build a building out of gold and crystal and pearls. Kind of like how the new 13 ghosts’ house was but fancier with actual gold.
Princess Mombi’s palace is awesome too. I would steal the mirror look.
I am taking donations starting now via cash sent to my apartment. Checks are accepted, too. (As long as you mail a photocopy of your Driver’s License with it.)
if you won a billion dollars?
Well…I would buy Scott Bakula and that other guy from Quantum Leap, I’d pay them to do live action version of the show every couple weeks…but they’d do it in public and the original writer would script it in different episodes that last a couple days each and their missions would just happen to end up needing to revolve around my day to day life…but I would only be an observer, not be part of it at all. Of yeah. Definitely.
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