Bad parents should have to hand over their reproductive organs.

2 Apr

There are many things that piss me off. Obviously enough things to have compelled me to create this blog.

One of these many things is seen below in a crappily photoshopped image I did (with the help of Mike).


A few weeks ago I noticed a baby in a strolled sucking down a can of Coca-Cola. What the fuck?! This was not the first time I’d seen it either, but it was the first time I saw it and had a blog where I could share my disgust for shitty parenting.

How is there not mandatory sterilization? People should have to take a general knowledge test before they get to pop one out. Question 1 could say, “Do you feed the baby regularly? Yes or No.” Question 2, “Do you give the baby baths and clean it? Yes or No.” Question 3, “Is a drink with excessive chemicals and dissolvents ok to give your baby? Yes or No.” If they can’t get past question 3 without a wrong answer than they are sterilized. End of discussion, hand over your reproductive organs.

Grownups and kids of a certain age CAN have soda, they know the risks and their bodies are pretty much starting to rot already anyway. No use fighting nature and all. But babies are in production, still growing and developing all kinds of crap they will have to worry about maintaining later in life. Give them a clean start God damn it.

‘Nuff said.

3 Responses to “Bad parents should have to hand over their reproductive organs.”

  1. Heather April 6, 2010 at 10:05 am #

    I’ve always agreed with Keanu’s speech in parenthood about raising a kid: “You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car – hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they’ll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.”

  2. deb April 9, 2010 at 11:51 am #

    Spoil sport. Didn’t yew learn nuttin in Texas? My momma put coke in my bottle when I was six months old and I turned out jus fine.

  3. Tracey October 20, 2011 at 2:42 pm #

    Too true… is outrageous that men and women or boys and girls can have sex and produce a human without any sort of certification. A lot of people have children unwanted and keep them and end up abusing them and/or have them wanted and still abuse them. Children are our future. Let’s make birth what it is, a miracle of life which is something to be nurtured and supported and NOT abused!!!

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