I wanna see a musical with the following plot: An old married couple rent a rent boy to pretend he is their son at a family reunion. Hilariousness ensues as he pretends he’s their son and simultaneously tries to pickup future customers (“Johns”) like Uncle Joe and Cousin Phil.
What’s a rent boy? It’s a young man prostitute. Or a male child one. Either way it’s a baby man ho.
I think it’s a genius plot. If I see it anywhere else I’m suing your ass!
as long as you don’t think too much about their meanings or how terrible they make people feel. These words roll off the tongue like mean offensive rhythmic melodies sung from a cruel racist, sexist bigot named Buck. Not that all Bucks are racist…let’s move on before I talk myself into a black hole.
Note: I don’t condone saying these words unless you’re only saying them to laugh at how fun they are to say. They’re awful. (Spit, spit.)
Let’s begin:
pikey
queef
honkey
fanny
twat
maricon
tittard (Just made that one up. Go me.)
guido
bible beater
mafiosi
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