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There needs to be is an age limit…

20 Sep

for strollers.

I’ve done a tiny bit of research (googled stroller age limits for less than 30 seconds) and decided that no child should be older than 5.

Many moms online say their kids were in their strollers up until they were 7.

7?!! SEVEN YEARS OLD?! And in a STROLLER?

Look at this lazy kid. He can’t even keep food in his mouth much less get around with out Mommy or Daddy pushing his preteen butt around.

Get your lazy butt out of that stroller and walk, you chubby little snot.

Get your lazy butt out of that stroller and walk, you chubby little snot.

F.Y.I. I am terrible at guessing children’s ages. The photo could be of a 3-year-old for all I know.

Jake Gyllenhaal…

12 Sep

you’re cool and all.

But…your sister is cooler and a better actor, too.

Sorry, Jake.

What were steampunks…

12 Sep

before steampunk??

Were they…

horseandbuggypunks?
rubtwostickstickstogetherpunks?
huntandgatherpunks?

Someone let me know, please.

Revamp of a crappy classic:

6 Sep

My 3 other dads!

My sister and her (ex)bird…

6 Sep

had an odd relationship. See photos for more understanding:

Example 1

Yeah that's the bird on her head while she drives around.

Sneaky sneaky, bird.

Bird is thirsty-->Bird drinks chocolate shake.

Are other bird owners like this??

Baby head tattoos…WTF!

5 Sep

Who in their right mind wants a baby’s fat face permanently drawn on their body?!

Aaaaaah! Some alien thing is coming out of your leg!! Oh wait...it's just another hideous baby tattoo.

Where the hell is this tattoo on that person’s body??

My guess is leg or back of head. So very classy.