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David Bowie and his johnson…

7 Sep

both star in Labyrinth.

I think someone's something is upstaging them.

I think someone's something is upstaging them.

I just wanted to remind you all.

Have a nice day.

Megan Fox…

6 Sep

is a big time mouth breather. Someone needs to talk to her about this.

Maybe she has some kind of mouthy no closey condition?

Maybe she has some kind of mouthy no closey condition?

Be careful you don't wanna suffocate yourself.

At least she's working on it a bit.

Revamp of a crappy classic:

6 Sep

My 3 other dads!

Dita Von Teese…

5 Sep

I love what you’ve done. Smart girl.

Can I hate and love you at the same time?

P.S. I hate you.

Kisses!

Why so grumpy, Lori Petty?

5 Sep

We all know and love Lori Petty. But lately she seems to not be as lively as we all remember. (Ever seen her at a convention? Geez. I never knew a celeb could be so very depressed at a con.)

As I type this I’m listening to the album of the film that taught me I can be a kick ass chick and still be spicy and funny. (Tank Girl!!)

If you didn’t teach all of us young ladies of the 90’s that particular lesson we might have turned out like the girls we all love to hate. (e.g. Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian types.)

So behalf of all of us tank girls, I say this: “Get off your ASS and get shit taken care of!!!! You’re fucking LORI PETTY!!!”

Now go and kick down a few studios’ doors and MAKE them give you a role GOD DAMMIT!!

Kisses!

Not a happy camper.   :(

Cute, young, blonde female tennis players:

3 Sep

Sorry…but no one cares anymore.

Nope.Sorry. :(

Who is this guy?

3 Sep

Anyone have any idea?

Mysterious huge floating head guy: Who are you?

I thought he might be that teacher from “Legally Blonde”. You know…the sleaze ball guy.

Sarah Michelle Gellar:

2 Sep

Be Buffy again!!!

Thank you, have a nice day.

We miss you!!

Background Actors…

2 Sep

who went through the trouble of getting a facelift. I don’t get it. We’re most likely not going to see your face anyway. It’s not like a casting director will see the film/show and say, “Hey! Who is that woman with their face parted like the Red Sea! I need HER for my next billion dollar picture!” Not too likely.

Brad Pitt as little girl. I know, right?

2 Sep

Mr. Pitt as girl

She

Mr. Pitt as boy

After