Tag Archives: clothes

Clothing brands that lie about sizes:

2 Sep

If you say “10” but only fit a girl who wears “6”, you’re a lying peice of shit! Telling me I’m fat when I’m just…plump. FUCK YOU!

I can always trust you, handy measuring tape!

I can always trust YOU, handy measuring tape!

When jeans turn on their owner:

2 Sep

Jeans that wear away at the crotch (inner thigh) first. Fuck you, jeans! Fuck you!Fuck you!

What not to wear outside your room:

1 Sep

Plain orange t-shirts. Why? Because they look shitty, look at this guy:

douche!

Brand New Baseball Caps

1 Sep

One thing I’ve seen and don’t understand is when men buy baseball caps and leave the advertisment stickers on. I know they’re shiny and all, but still…

How many stickers is too much?:  One.

How many stickers are too many? Answer: One.