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Actors who appear…
11 Septo wear eyeliner.
Let’s make a list.
Ray Liotta: Not quite as good since “Goodfellas”. Sorry 😦
Jeff Goldblum: Loved you in almost everything. But, why the hell did you and Geena Davis break up?!! You were the perfect cool Hollywood couple. You would have had great Amazon warrior looking kids.
Nester Carbonell: Is he immortal or what? Someone else who watches “Lost”, please tell me.
Mario Cantone: Will be forever known as that other gay guy in “Sex and the City”.
Kevin Bacon’s hair…
11 Sephas not changed since 1987.
WTF is that about?
Don’t get me wrong. The Bacon is awesome as is his lovely and talented wife Kyra Sedgwick.
Side note: We share a vet. Oh yeah.
Perez Hilton…
8 Sepwas on the Tyra Show today and I noticed he looked like a freaking reverse oompa loompa or even a leprechaun. (No offence oopmas and leprchs.)
David Bowie and his johnson…
7 Sepboth star in Labyrinth.
I think someone's something is upstaging them.
I just wanted to remind you all.
Have a nice day.
Megan Fox…
6 Sepis a big time mouth breather. Someone needs to talk to her about this.
Maybe she has some kind of mouthy no closey condition?
At least she's working on it a bit.
Why so grumpy, Lori Petty?
5 SepWe all know and love Lori Petty. But lately she seems to not be as lively as we all remember. (Ever seen her at a convention? Geez. I never knew a celeb could be so very depressed at a con.)
As I type this I’m listening to the album of the film that taught me I can be a kick ass chick and still be spicy and funny. (Tank Girl!!)
If you didn’t teach all of us young ladies of the 90’s that particular lesson we might have turned out like the girls we all love to hate. (e.g. Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian types.)
So behalf of all of us tank girls, I say this: “Get off your ASS and get shit taken care of!!!! You’re fucking LORI PETTY!!!”
Now go and kick down a few studios’ doors and MAKE them give you a role GOD DAMMIT!!
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