Tag Archives: lazy

You wanna know what really pisses me off?

7 Oct

Ebay buyers who don’t leave feedback after they recieve the crap they bought from me.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

The money doesn’t come my way until you leave some positive feedback, you dough bag!

I want my MONEY!!

GIVE ME SOME POSITIVE FEEDBACK!

I have the tracking number. I know you got that package last week. Don’t you DARE think about telling me it was lost in the mail or you never got it.

I KNOW THE TRUTH! YOU’RE JUST LAZY! TOO LAZY TO LEAVE FEEDBACK, I GUESS.

Why do you do this to me, Ebay buyer!

Why do you do this to me, Ebay buyer?!

There needs to be is an age limit…

20 Sep

for strollers.

I’ve done a tiny bit of research (googled stroller age limits for less than 30 seconds) and decided that no child should be older than 5.

Many moms online say their kids were in their strollers up until they were 7.

7?!! SEVEN YEARS OLD?! And in a STROLLER?

Look at this lazy kid. He can’t even keep food in his mouth much less get around with out Mommy or Daddy pushing his preteen butt around.

Get your lazy butt out of that stroller and walk, you chubby little snot.

Get your lazy butt out of that stroller and walk, you chubby little snot.

F.Y.I. I am terrible at guessing children’s ages. The photo could be of a 3-year-old for all I know.

Brand New Baseball Caps

1 Sep

One thing I’ve seen and don’t understand is when men buy baseball caps and leave the advertisment stickers on. I know they’re shiny and all, but still…

How many stickers is too much?:  One.

How many stickers are too many? Answer: One.