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Time to play catch up…

31 Jan

starting with ketchup. HAHA! I’m so funny…

My first rant begins with costumes. This time it’s not costumes that pedos know and love but ones that boring middle class preppy white people love.

Like…(Roll over the dumbass in the ketchup costume with your mouse to get the scoop.)

Then there’s her husband, Bob Smith. (Ditto with the whole scrolling over thing…FYI: This is true for almost every picture in the blog.)

And now let’s meet Fred and Ethel, the Smith’s lovable dogs: (Again with the scrolling over image.)

What was that all about: Well… I don’t like people who wear very boring generic costumes. Plus it’s fun to make up stories about people’s lives.

Wanna see something weird?

6 Dec

Check out this creepolicious window decor near my apartment:

We pass this place all the time and have never noticed any noise or light from the window. I think the room might be empty or have some scaly rejected, left sided, siamese twin with a limp and fear of bright lights living inside.

That poor poor thing. Oh well. Who wants to read about Bill Paxton and his Taxi commercial doppelgänger??

Locker stickers…

24 Sep

are used a bit much on Buffy. Why?

Were they used as advertising or what? Never have I seen so many, not even in my High School. You??

I know I’m watching waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much Buffy. Please don’t judge me. I know I have a problem.

My first time…

18 Sep

making a video.

Enjoy!

Pin cushions…

11 Sep

shaped and painted to resemble tomatoes. Why tomatoes??

And WTF is up with the tiny pepper attached to the tomato pin cushion?

Would anyone with some Home Ec. skills bring me in on this mysterious secret?