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Where did all the Gak go?
1 Apr
If you were alive in the USA during the 90’s, and not living in a hole in the ground, you probably loved or hated Gak. It depended on if you were a parent or not. Parent’s hated it because it smelled like toxic waste and got stuck in all the fabrics of the house. The kids loved it for the fart noises they could make by squeezing it just right and the weird solid yet liquid feel. It was like a liquid that was soft and moved in slow motion. God I miss its cold clammy embrace.
Well time moved on (as usual) and Gak became the toy everyone set aside. What replaced Gak, what stole its owner’s attention and love?
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis and Game Boy all worked together to shatter America’s youths’ fascination with the magical slime that farted and grossed out mothers and sisters around the world. Let’s not forget Tiger’s Handheld games, for the poorerish kids. ( I may not have had a Super Nes or a Game Boy at the time, but I had about 20 Tiger Handhelds. (Well revive our love for those in a later post.))
Where has all the Gak gone to? Can it ever be found? Is it starving and wandering the city streets looking for some way to support its kids? No. Because it’s not alive. But…
…it can be found. Let me show you where:
EbAY, baby:
Oh and you can make it yourself at home without the kit thing:
http://homeschooling.gomilpitas.com/extras/Gak.htm
(It’s the first one listed, the Google ad is in the middle of it.)
So enjoy me fellow Gak lovers, and don’t even think of suing me if you screw it up and the cat eats it and dies. I never promised it was edible or wouldn’t ruin all your furniture.
Cool stuff my Mom let me get away with:
11 Nov
1. Drawing with crayons all over the hallway walls. Apparently she had some plan to repaint them and decided it would be nice to let me dick around with the Crayolas until she got to painting the wall over. The ” I’ll repaint in a few days, so have at it, kid.” Turned into “Wow, it’s been 5 years and I still haven’t repainted the walls. Oh well.”
2. The day she watched “Fried Green Tomatoes” for the first time. I had never torn down a wall before. We were in luck it wasn’t a load bearer. Poppy was sure pissed when he got home to see us standing over a half ripped out wall (in his office) covered in asbestos (not known to be hazardous then) howling like wild jungle women. I was about 7 years old then.
3. That time she had her friend take us to a house we were free to wrap aka throw toilet paper around while acting like wild mongeese. We didn’t know whose house it was, and we sure as hell didn’t care. Once my sister and I were done wrapping we got the sh!t scared out of us when a 7 foot giant ran out of the front door screaming with a revving chain-saw. We were in the car as fast as lightning and back home in what felt like hours. We couldn’t stop talking about that night for months. About 5 years later we found out that the house was in fact owned by that friend who drove us there, and her boyfriend (was the 6 foot tall giant). (Side note: The house was about 5 miles away from our own.) It was all planned by my Mom. She heard my sister and I talking about wanting to wrap a house all summer long. So finally she convinced her friend and her boyfriend to play along. That was one of the coolest things anyone has ever done for me. The best part was that we didn’t have to help in the cleanup. Score!
Thank Mom!
Let’s watch that magical scene from “Fried Green Tomatoes”:
I witnessed about the first minute and a half.
(Open link in a new window to view video)
Best product combination…EVER:
25 SepVicks and Puffs tissues!!!
God bless the person in the magical science lab who brought these two lovelies together.
May the gods bless you, Puffs plus Vicks
Pee-wee Herman…
24 Sepis on Twitter!!!!
If you’re a Twitterer than follow him!!!
He’s: @peeweeherman
Jem and the Holograms cels…
5 Separe nearly impossible to find. I am a cel collector and have had no luck for the last few years. This post is dedicated to the Toei Doga Animation Studio and Hasbro.
FUCK YOU FOR BOGARTING THOSE CELS!!! RELEASE SOME FOR ME!!!
Hasbro reps. : Please email me for my mailing address so you can send me some.
Thanks!
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1 Sep
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Enjoy,
Nice Girl
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