Archive | December, 2009

Is it me or is Hugh Grant starting…

6 Dec

to look like Tim Allen?

Hugh:

Tim:

Is Hugh the UK’s answer to Tim? Hugh is the snobby/non-tool knowledgeable Tim.

Think about it.

Is Hellraiser real?

6 Dec

I found this about 3 bloocks from my apartment:

This is the mattress from the film “Hellraiser 2: Hellbound”:

Anyone think I should worry?

Don’t worry, folks. I’m ready.

I’ve seen the films.

I’ll need to find an autistic girl who looks like Brad Pitt and a nice brunette lady who’s dad was skinned by her mother in law.

https://nicegirlmeanthoughts.wordpress.com/2009/09/02/brad-pitt-as-little-girl-i-know-right/

Consider it done.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is…

6 Dec

like a splinter. Even after you’ve gotten it out, it itches because it’s contaminated you with germs.

Let’s observe:

The vampires in 30 DAYS OF NIGHT…

6 Dec

look a little bit inbred.

Let’s compare and contrast:

See, I told you so.

Danny Glover seems to be releasing…

4 Dec

his lisp a bit more losely these days.

See BE KIND AND REWIND, 2012 and apparently SHOOTER (haven’t seen SHOOTER, but I hear things.)

There isn’t much to say other than…”Wow he’s got a killer lisp.”

I don’t have anything against him, he seems pretty cool and all. So I’m not going to bitch about him.

Good luck with that freakish spitolicious lisp. FREAK!

xoxo

Nice Girl