like a splinter. Even after you’ve gotten it out, it itches because it’s contaminated you with germs.
Let’s observe:
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Danny Glover seems to be releasing…
4 Dechis lisp a bit more losely these days.
See BE KIND AND REWIND, 2012 and apparently SHOOTER (haven’t seen SHOOTER, but I hear things.)
There isn’t much to say other than…”Wow he’s got a killer lisp.”
I don’t have anything against him, he seems pretty cool and all. So I’m not going to bitch about him.
Good luck with that freakish spitolicious lisp. FREAK!
xoxo
Nice Girl
“Cable Guy” and “The Truman Show”…
8 Octend the exact same way. Has anyone else noticed this?
Here is a link to each ending.
Go to 4:10 then watch until 5:15.
So what happened here?
Well the programming everyone was glued to on TV was interrupted by Jim Carrey and the screen went snowy. Finally all the viewers then had to find something else to do. Also, someone hit their TV to see it that would help with the snow.
Now let’s see how “The Truman Show” ends.
Start at 5:30 and watch to the end.
We see another montage of tv viewers eagerly awaiting the conclusion of their programming, and eventually the screen goes snowy and no more TV. The viewers again have to find something else to do. Also, someone else hit their TV to see if that would help.
Let’s work this out a bit:
“Cable Guy” was made first. So… did “The Truman Show” writer see “Cable Guy” and rip off the ending? The ending of “Cable Guy” is basically the whole of “The Truman Show”. (That whole: people are too dependent on TV, and need to get out and live their lives thing.) So maybe “T.T.S” writer saw “C.G” and thought,”Yeah. People are way too dependent on TV. What if I wrote a film script about a TV show that combined the whole ‘everyone is an actor in my life but me thing’ and that whole ‘People are too dependent on TV thing’. I’ll make billions!! And maybe I can get Jim Carrey in on it too. Cool.”
That’s my guess. Any other assumptions?
Locker stickers…
24 Separe used a bit much on Buffy. Why?
Were they used as advertising or what? Never have I seen so many, not even in my High School. You??
I know I’m watching waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much Buffy. Please don’t judge me. I know I have a problem.
Disappointing Celebrity Dialects:
21 SepHere are three examples of celebrities who have disappointing natural dialects. In their performances they usually either put on other dialects or fix their own in a way that makes their voices somewhat listen-to-able.
Alexis Denisof
Jake Gyllenhaal
James Marsters
The Vampire Diaries–> (Show vs. Books)
20 SepIn 1991 L. J. Smith wrote The Vampire Diaries: The Awakening. Almost 20 years later her creation hit the small screen. (She can thank Twilight and True Blood for that one.)
As an original fan of the V.D books I was eagerly awaiting the TV adaptation. Then on September 10th 2009 I was gravely disappointed. My hopes were torn into teeny tiny bits.
First off, Elena is blond. The producers probably changed her hair to brown so as to not confuse Elena with Sookie Stackhouse from True Blood. If they were scared of overlapping True Blood than they should have realized both shows revolve around a human woman, and a couple of vampires fighting for her affection and life. (Wait a minute… that sounds a hell of a lot like True Blood.) To avoid all that they could have just done the show a few years ago…when the books weren’t so outdated.
Also not only is she blond, but she is beautiful in a kind of too pretty to be naturally pretty way. But in the show she’s some short normal looking actress. Sure the actress is pretty. But, SHE’S AN ACTRESS ON A MAJOR NETWORK. SHE HAS TO BE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF PRETTY. Elena is supposed to be Helen of Troy pretty. WTF?
ANYWAY…
The other thing that pisses me off is how cheezy it was. There were freaking billows of fog pouring from off camera while she was at the cemetery. She wasn’t even weirded out by the ferocious mystery fog. I would have been like…”WTF, fog? What’s going on? Why are you billowing over towards me?” Instead she looks around puzzled then runs for no real reason.
I had to stop watching shortly after. It was at that point that I realized the show was put together by idiots. L.J. should be pissed. I know I’d be if I were her. Although the huge checks the network gave me would certainly dull the pain quite a bit.
So take a look and tell me about how close the characters seem, from the book to the show:
- Book Elena.
- Show Elena.
“Working Man” TV Shows…
7 Seplike Rescue Me piss me off to no end. Much of that show and shows like it are about (or at least promote) men treating women like shit, and getting respect from other men for it. Because (based on those shows) if you treat a woman like she’s just a piece of ass she will give you ass.
See clip—> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq9Dgf42uPE
They also teach men that just because they have an outdoor type job they are macho and deserve extra credit. If that is the case than Smokey the Bear must be rolling in pussy.
Rustic macho outdoor type seeks hot ladies to be talked down to.
Not only that but these prick self-righteous assholes have these women all over them who take shit from them and look like a million bucks. Working man’s fantasy come true!
It’s like the shows promote all the shit I hate about the male sex.
But Dennis Leary is funny.
My “How This Programming Came About” Theory:
Did some redneck meet a TV exec. at a bar and say, “Hey you, girlie boy! You’re not a real man. You’re a suit. You got to scratch your balls then smell your hand like this. That’s what a MAN does.” Then the exec. tries it once to test his inner cavemanness, enjoys himself and feels all Fight Clubish. And thinks, “…yeah I’M A MAN! I should be able to chug beer until I puke and don’t clean it up, and pinch waitress’ asses, and call a woman who won’t let me sleep with her a bitch to her face.”
Then the exec. decides he will make millions if he produces a show that shows men that it’s ok to be a prick and they should be proud to scratch and sniff their balls in public. So he tells the other execs. and they connect the success of Fight Club (FYI- I’m a big F.C. fan.) and other machismo entertainment and decide to back it. Then this stream of programming began. Billions of working men, suits who want to be working men, and others praise the new kind of programing telling them it’s ok to be how they want and want what they want.
Turning back to that original exec. who met the redneck —–>The exec. who once scratched and sniffed is now sitting out on the beach outside his mansion in Palm Beach drinking a Strawberry Daiquiri starring at his newly manicured hands and thinking, “Thank you, stupid redneck. I hope you’re enjoying your Bud Lite and taco in your trailer.”
Jem and the Holograms cels…
5 Separe nearly impossible to find. I am a cel collector and have had no luck for the last few years. This post is dedicated to the Toei Doga Animation Studio and Hasbro.
FUCK YOU FOR BOGARTING THOSE CELS!!! RELEASE SOME FOR ME!!!
Hasbro reps. : Please email me for my mailing address so you can send me some.
Thanks!
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