Tag Archives: magic

Avoiding avoidance.

15 Jun

I’ve been busy with my day job and haven’t had time to think about anything worth posting but I’m trying to force the habit to post regardless. So, sorry you have to read this post. It’s more for me but you’re welcome to use it as an opportunity to think about the things you’re avoiding.

If I can bring myself to do this god awful post after such an exhausting week of minimal sleep than you can choose to write that email, start that book, finally bury that cat or defrost that steak.

Which reminds me I also want to pat myself on the back for finally stopping my endless food delivery cycle. I’ve started to cook again and although I’m no Ramsey (or whatever that blonde angry man is called) I do my best.

The money saved was kind of surprising. Maybe this weekend I’ll actually run the numbers and see how much I spent in 2023 alone on food delivery. Then I’ll cry then I’ll just stare at the floor for an hour then I’ll watch Practical Magic then I’ll be ok again.

Oh and I’m doing a candle making class Saturday. Wish me luck bc I have no idea how it’ll go. It’s one of those “get drunk and do x activity” activities. My plan is to make the Black Flame candle to raise the Sanderson sisters. I know the sequel was a shit show but I still enjoyed parts. Plus if they invited me to join their coven I would have ZERO hesitation. Bro, THEY CAN FLY!

Oh also doing an IV hydrotherapy drip bc I can. I’ll let you know my thoughts. I did one of the ones where they come to you. So I’ma feel fancy.

Ok so time for shower and sleep and cleaning up my ‘decompress after work’ mess aka dirty dishes and pants on the table.

I’ll leave you with a fun gif.

Now be gone!

See you later though, right?

-Nice Girl

Things I’ve googled recently AKA I’m in love with Michelle Gomez

13 Jun

In all honesty this is an old draft from 2017. Originally only going to share my Googling of her hair in Sabrina because at the time I might have slightly obsessed over her style in the show.

But after some years time and a review of the half written draft I can fully understand my 2017 admiration was more than just about her fashion. So in honor of self discovery and acceptance (bi), let’s take a second to appreciate the unique sex appeal of Michelle Gomez?

She exudes confidence, mystery, mischief and intelligence like few others. It’s a very rare and striking combination. Especially when mixed with someone with style, beauty and charisma. Some of those are earned with experience and others with genetics and luck but I can’t think of many more famous people with those qualities. Helen Mirren maybe but she isn’t as mysterious.

I’ve never seen Michelle Gomez in Doctor Who, but she was THE standout in Sabrina on Netflix. Just stole every scene without effort. She is glorious.

Bonus points to her for also being goofy based on her Socials.

Original 2017 draft’s image.
No words.
💝💝💝
🫠🫠🫠

The end.

-Nice Girl

My Collection of Celebrity Autographs

8 Sep

J.K. Rowling is a THIEF!!!

21 May

Have you had the wonderful pleasure of watching the film “Troll”? If not you should check it out.

Here’s a link for it on Hulu: http://www.hulu.com/watch/105627/troll

Anyway… The plot is as follows:  A boy’s apartment building is invaded by an ancient troll and he becomes a wizard to fight off the troll and it’s evil minions from taking over the world. Guess what the boy’s name is…Harry Potter!! What a coincidence. Troll came out in 1986, and Harry Potter was written in 1997. Coincidence? Maybe but I doubt it. But maybe.

Watch the film on Hulu and think about it. Let me know your thoughts.

It’s spreading all over!!

31 Jan

So yeah. Facebook. You probably have an account. I know I do.

Why don’t you stop by and like join the Nice Girl Mean Thoughts group page. Do something productive today and follow this link then press the “Join this Group” button.—–> http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=193265629002&ref=nf

You know you want to. Just go with it.

Your compter will thank you and money will come out of it somehow. (Lie)

Nice Girl

Things that last nearly forever: #1

9 Dec

Mini-Pumpkins

I bought this little guy 2 weeks before Halloween. 2 WEEKS! It’s been here for…about 7.5 weeks. Not only is it not rotten to all hell, but it’s as firm as it was when I got it. WTF?!

Awesome… but how? Was it radiated, or just genetically blessed? Perhaps it took that potion from “Death Becomes Her”?

Let’s be practical. It couldn’t have taken the potion…it’s a plant. I doubt it was radiated because it’s not that important enough to get radiated. (What does that mean you ask? I don’t know. I just said it.) Regarding genetics I don’t know enough to say it was or wasn’t so that leaves one last possible option: The truth.

It must have been INJECTED with the potion. Since it’s a plant it can’t swallow it so someone must have injected it. I’ll keep an eye on it for the next few months, and if it lasts until Halloween I will eat it and try and get some of the potion in my system. Or die of some bacterial food poisoning.

I’ll keep you updated.

I think this hole…

7 Dec

leads to a magical treasure of gold or some such. My reason for thinking this is logical: There is no visible end to the hole.

Take a closer look:

Next time I pass by I’ll drop in a penny and tell you what happens. If some leprechaun/endless hole goblin tosses it back at me I’ll pour boiling water down and see how it likes THAT!

Wanna see something weird?

6 Dec

Check out this creepolicious window decor near my apartment:

We pass this place all the time and have never noticed any noise or light from the window. I think the room might be empty or have some scaly rejected, left sided, siamese twin with a limp and fear of bright lights living inside.

That poor poor thing. Oh well. Who wants to read about Bill Paxton and his Taxi commercial doppelgänger??