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Things that gross me out to no end:

2 Nov

In no particular order…

1. Food particles in one’s beard:

Room for seconds?

2. Mounds of dirt under fingernails ((especially when I have to exchange something with that person (although oddly the dirt doesn’t deter me away enough to not accept money from them. Weird, huh?))

Where is the hand sanitizer?

3. People who cut their finger nails waaay too short. They almost look like E.T. fingers. (Shudder)

Oh god. He's touching the kid's face with his gross creepy finger.

4. Other people’s computer keyboards. Especially if they are dirty/sticky or moist. Come on people! Clean those boards!

I think that keyboard has the Ebola Virus.

What the FUKC is going on here?!!

1 Nov

Check out some of this years popular sexy female ADULT costumes:

Cow GirlBee LadyCool boot things.

Aaaaaaahh!!!! Kill it! Kill it!!

Does Silicone float? Something tells me she would know.

Everything seemed normal there. It has become increasingly popular to dress for Halloween as a sexy version of many characters. So these costumes are quite common nowadays. No big whoop.

Now let’s take a look at the costumes that these models’ daughters and nieces will be wearing:

WTF?! This child is a pedo's dream come true. Holy hell, Batman.Maybe I'm just old fashioned....no. No. It's not me. This is just too creepy.Where could Little Red Riding Hood get cheetah print like that?Get thee to a child's nunnery!!At least this one has sleeves.

These costumes are made for girls 8-14 years old.

‘Nuff said.

P.S. Those kid’s totally stole their poses from the grownup ladies in their costumes.

P.P.S. All the kid’s costumes are from that “Bratz” brand. The “watch your little princess turn into a ‘dollar a pop’ young lady” brand of toys and costumes.

Best product combination…EVER:

25 Sep

Vicks and Puffs tissues!!!

God bless the person in the magical science lab who brought these two lovelies together.

<3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3

May the gods bless you, Puffs plus Vicks

Gnat orgies…

19 Sep

gross me out. Because I always walk straight into them.

What the hell?!

Get a hotel you sickos! And why do you ALWAYS swarm right in the middle of a walkway?

Public display of affection=OK. Public sex orgies=Not OK.

Worst part of it all: Half the time 10 fly into my mouth. Not what I consider a yummy snack, thank you.

I think I got some in my mouth. Gross.

Ewewewewewewewewe!

You sick, sick perverted bugs.

Megan Fox…

6 Sep

is a big time mouth breather. Someone needs to talk to her about this.

Maybe she has some kind of mouthy no closey condition?

Maybe she has some kind of mouthy no closey condition?

Be careful you don't wanna suffocate yourself.

At least she's working on it a bit.

Baby head tattoos…WTF!

5 Sep

Who in their right mind wants a baby’s fat face permanently drawn on their body?!

Aaaaaah! Some alien thing is coming out of your leg!! Oh wait...it's just another hideous baby tattoo.

Where the hell is this tattoo on that person’s body??

My guess is leg or back of head. So very classy.

Men with….

2 Sep

lady fingers and hands. Ewww.

Sorry, guys.

Cuticles…

2 Sep

Why do we have them if our hands look nicer without them? Poor cutilces can’t catch a break.

A tear for you.   : _ (

Bye bye cuticles.

Bye bye cuticles.

Background Actors…

2 Sep

who went through the trouble of getting a facelift. I don’t get it. We’re most likely not going to see your face anyway. It’s not like a casting director will see the film/show and say, “Hey! Who is that woman with their face parted like the Red Sea! I need HER for my next billion dollar picture!” Not too likely.

1 Foot=6 Toes??

1 Sep

People with 6 or more toes on one foot who wear open toed shoes…why? To advertise?

Show off.