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Awesomely shittylicious movies:

25 May

~~Scroll over the posters for films’ info and enjoy the clips and previews~~

Transylvania 6-5000

Troll 2

Ticks

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

My Stepmother is an Alien

To see the whole of the film just search it on youtube and you’ll see it.

My Mom’s a Werewolf

Once Bitten

Roger Rabbit will do anything for a buck.

21 May

I was lucky enough to meet Charles Fleischer at the Motor City Comic Con last weekend. Since Marina Sirtis was too up tight to do me a solid, I asked (aka paid) Mr. Roger Rabbit himself to do the deed. Wanna know what I got?

This:

—>Click me to hear Lena’s new Roger Rabbit voicemail.<—

Sadly I forgot to tell him my common name was Lena not Mary, but whatever. Roger fucking Rabbit is my voice mail. Or will be once I figure out how to hack itunes and make it so.

Just wanted to share some awesomeness with my homies.

Rihanna has ripped off Tank Girl!!

31 Jan

Check out her latest video for her single titled : “Hard”.

Now take a look at this video of Tank Girl:

Just to be clear: Rihanna’s video is a glam rip off of the original Tank Girl style from the comic and the film. What do you think?

It’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s Kelly Ripa’s…

31 Jan

BELLY BUTTON!!!

I feel kinda dirty for doing this post. But it was too funny and odd a subject to ignore. Of course, she is in a billion million times better shape than anyone who will probably read this, but we can all still get a little chuckle over her (should be pixilated over for the sake of children) belly button.  She may be famous, fit and rich…but deep down she’s just another sideshow carny.

Celebs who creepily look alike #2:

8 Dec

Jessica Harper (Shock Treatment/Boys)

and

Frances O’Connor (A.I/Bedazzled)

This instance is especially creepy because I suspect the two women are actually one woman. This Jessica/Frances woman seems to have taken the “Death Becomes Her” potion (See below):

It is my assumption that Frances will soon stop acting and wait another 10 years until she will emerge again as Agnes or Julia something. She can’t fool me!

Celebs who creepily look alike #1:

7 Dec

Peter Dinklage (Elf/Death at a Funeral)

and

Rob McElhenney (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia):

This particular case is interesting because if you actually saw them in person, you wouldn’t confuse the two.

This is why:

See Mr. McElhenney with some fellow “Sunny” cast members:

Notice Mr. Dinklage with a  “The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” costar at New York Comic Con:

I’ve hope you’ve caught the difference and don’t mistake them in public. It might make for a bad first impression on your part to confuse them.

Meet Bill Paxton’s…

6 Dec

doppelgänger:

Unfortunately I was only able to catch this blurry photo. I assure you he isn’t our beloved Bill. This dude was playing some kind of traveler on a Taxi TV advertisment.

I know I’ve got you on faith on this one, but it’s not Bill.

I’ll catch the advert again one day and get a clear photo or video.

Somebody needs to get in touch with Bill about this. We can’t let this guy take Bill’s carreer out from under him, people!

Is it me or is Hugh Grant starting…

6 Dec

to look like Tim Allen?

Hugh:

Tim:

Is Hugh the UK’s answer to Tim? Hugh is the snobby/non-tool knowledgeable Tim.

Think about it.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is…

6 Dec

like a splinter. Even after you’ve gotten it out, it itches because it’s contaminated you with germs.

Let’s observe:

Danny Glover seems to be releasing…

4 Dec

his lisp a bit more losely these days.

See BE KIND AND REWIND, 2012 and apparently SHOOTER (haven’t seen SHOOTER, but I hear things.)

There isn’t much to say other than…”Wow he’s got a killer lisp.”

I don’t have anything against him, he seems pretty cool and all. So I’m not going to bitch about him.

Good luck with that freakish spitolicious lisp. FREAK!

xoxo

Nice Girl