the only coins you find while cleaning?
Nearly every time I clean the apartment I come across a bunch of coins. But EVERY ONE is a freaking PENNY!! WTF?!
Why no quarters, no dimes, not even any nickels?
Are all the quarters hiding? Have they ganged up against the pennies and made them stay out in the open to be picked up by me when I clean, while they hide under the bed safe and sound from my thrifty paws?
Quarters are vicious self preserving little bastards.
I can agree to that.
“Don’t intentionally stab other kids while pretending it was a ‘running with scissors’ incident.” Also agree.
your friends or your enemies.
Every night they choose which side they’re on, and you fall asleep expecting a nice dream or none at all. Then BAM! SCORPIONS!! WTF, dream?! Why did you turn on me? The night before last was wonderful. I thoroughly enjoyed that cotton candy cloud dream the other night. I thought we had something together? I guess you’re just going to always be a rogue. But I still love you, dream.
Without you I am just boring rule bound reality.
with a couple who share a bed have at least one pillow on the bed that no one wants?
This innocent runt pillow will end up being used but only if it is bitched about by one of the members of the couple and the other member wants to shut them up so they trade for the runt pillow.
Good Pillows:
Bad Pillow:
Thank you other member of my couple. I do hate that pillow. Yet I am stubborn enough to not go out and buy a better pillow to replace it with.
(Neither of the pictures are of my pillows. My pillows, even the runt, are camera shy.)
that no one liked but me:
Got to love this one!
The bad guy at the end used to scare the shit out of me. Still does a bit.
I still have no clue what was wrong with the kid. W(hy)TF didn't he talk??
has ruined the doll and toy industry. Some toys, dolls, and figures DON’T NEED TO LOOK LIKE ANIME CHARACTERS!!
Several kid’s toys nowadays have been made to look like anime characters. WTF?!
See visuals below…
Before
After
These toys and many others have been given oversized eyes and heads. Not only do these not look like real pets, they look like they’re high too.
I have nothing against anime. I love Japan and Japanese toys and such. But DAMN, why is the look spreading to ALL the toys EVERYWHERE?
All of the toys are starting to look alike. Big head + big eyes + tiny neck + medium body= most toys right now
Sad is me.
from Ben & Jerry’s is speachlessly good. Just go now and get some. Trust me.
GO, GO NOW!
is on our shower curtain.
I wear a very high Rx for my glasses and whenever I have to get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom I don’t usually wear my them.
Knowing that, check out our shower curtain and see what I see every time I get up in the middle of the night.
First, this is what I see with my glasses on:
Finally, this is what I see in the middle of the night:
Tell me that you don't see his junk in the green circle.
seem to have disappeared off the face of TV. WTF happened?!
I used to love those “Littlest Pet Shop”, “Nerf”, “Hot Wheels” commercials, AND TOYS!
Maybe I’ll catch a commercial for some toy every other other month but the new toys look like shit!
Although everyone is sick of hearing it it’s true: video games have ruined kids. “Non-screen entertainment” ™ doesn’t interest kids in the least anymore.
Littlest Pet Shop
Before (when it ruled):
Now (when it sucks):
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