Archive | September, 2009

Korean BBQ…

16 Sep

is the best thing human’s have ever created, with no exception.

When ordering this delightful godsend you are  basicly choosing chicken, shrimp and/or beef for the main dish to BBQ.

The tables in these magnificent restaurants have a hole in the middle where the BBQ is BBQ’d. There’s a grill there and either charcoal or a gas fire is set in this hole (in your table).

Then before your main dish is brought out to cook at your table, you get about 10-20 plates of mini-dishes. This things can be eaten separately or BBQ’d or eaten with a mouthful of your favorite BBQ’d dish.

These mini-dishes range from spicy lettuce stuff to octopus to bok choy to other stuff I can’t spell/pronounce. But it all tastes GREAT!!!

Heaven is real, and it's at a Korean BBQ restaurant.

Thanks to Nina for taking me to Heaven in Queens!!

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Wouldn’t it be funny…

16 Sep

if someone had the balls to tell Sarah Silverman she’s only funny every other other time?

Sorry. But you know it's true.

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Sookie Stackhouse is…

16 Sep

supposed to be plump(ish). FUUUUUUUUUCK YOU, TV producers.

Skinny bitch.Book Sookie.

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I swear to god…

16 Sep

I passed by someone today that reeked of condoms. The smell was so powerful I wouldn’t be surprised if they’d bought a 10 pack and opened each one and rubbed it all over themselves. Do they think the smell will subconsciously tell people that they are responsible sexers?

Do not use these as cologne!

Buy some cK1 or Brut it’s only 10 bucks.

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If I had a zillion bucks…

15 Sep

I’d build a building out of gold and crystal and pearls. Kind of like how the new 13 ghosts’ house was but fancier with actual gold.

13 Ghosts' Crib

Princess Mombi’s palace is awesome too. I would steal the mirror look.

Mombi's Crib

Follow me to where the magic happens. Wink wink.

I am taking donations starting now via cash sent to my apartment. Checks are accepted, too. (As long as you mail a photocopy of your Driver’s License with it.)

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I wish I had…

15 Sep

a HUMONGOUS room with 2 full sized gingerbread houses in it, and each house had its own witch living inside it. One would be the witch from the Cannon Movie Tales’ Hansel and Gretel (played by Cloris Leachman) and the other would be the Faerie Tale Theatre’s witch from H&G (played by Joan Collins).  They would hate eachother but both love me. And they’d cook for me all the time.

I’d be like their witchy god daughter.
Witch Joan Cloris witch

A girl can dream…(sigh)

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Spread the mean!

14 Sep

I was away for a bit but not I’m back. There are several new deliciously mean things to say and I’m ready.

We’ve got to spread the meanness and try and get more people to admit they have a bit of vicious in them. Let’s try and forward the link to this site to our friends and enemies. On a good day the site gets around 80 hits. Let’s try and get that to 200 this week. If you build it they will come, and they did. “They” being you. Now it’s time for more “they”.

Stop being selfish and greedy about the site and spread the mean.

Thanks and have a fast week to a slow weekend!

nICE gIRL

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Jake Gyllenhaal…

12 Sep

you’re cool and all.

But…your sister is cooler and a better actor, too.

Sorry, Jake.

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Where are you…

12 Sep

Beck, Alanis and Natalie?

We know you’re not living off royalties.

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What were steampunks…

12 Sep

before steampunk??

Were they…

horseandbuggypunks?
rubtwostickstickstogetherpunks?
huntandgatherpunks?

Someone let me know, please.

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