Archive | September, 2009

Miscellaneous warning about ugly jewelry:

3 Sep

Big ugly charms on string around your neck. It better be either mystical in origin or have been passed down by some ancestor of yours who you have some interesting personality connection with. Otherwise, no excuses, remove immediatly!

Yuck.

Adam Sandler:

3 Sep

YOU know what I’m thinking.

Tisk Tisk, Adam Sandler.

Everyone else thinks so too.

Cute, young, blonde female tennis players:

3 Sep

Sorry…but no one cares anymore.

Nope.Sorry. :(

Who is this guy?

3 Sep

Anyone have any idea?

Mysterious huge floating head guy: Who are you?

I thought he might be that teacher from “Legally Blonde”. You know…the sleaze ball guy.

It NEEDS to be done…

3 Sep

Chocolate dipped sour patch kids. I know…I’m on it.

This is what God looks like.

Fellow Paranoid Ladies:

2 Sep

If you’re a girl walking down the street alone and you see more than 3 guys walking toward you, do you also think: “Damn! I knew I shouldn’t have left my machete at home tonight.” ?

Just me and my machete.

F.Y.I.

2 Sep

I’m actually a very nice, sweet  young lady. Except for that tiny tiny peice of my head that produces, write and maintains this blog.

I semi apologize on its behalf.

Sooooorry. Sorta.

Adult males…

2 Sep

who wear light khaki pants with leather belts and polos: If you’re not a real estate broker in flyover states than you’re not allowed. Sorry. That goes for you too, Dad.

Official Khaki Pants Map

Sarah Michelle Gellar:

2 Sep

Be Buffy again!!!

Thank you, have a nice day.

We miss you!!

Music blows donkey balls now a days.

2 Sep

Who told the 90’s to stop making music? Dick.